The James T. Callow Folklore Archive

THE OLD DOCTOR

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE 78 YEAR OLD DOCTOR, WHO PICKED UP
A 24 YEAR OLD GIRL IN PALM SPRINGS? THE DOCTOR SAID TO
HER, "YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE THE BEST TIME YOU EVER HAD
TONIGHT." LATER, WHEN HE WAS AWAKENED IN BED BY THE
BLOND STROKING HIS HEAD WITH A FEATHER FROM A PILLOW,
HE ASKED, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "WELL, COMPARATIVELY
SPEAKING," SHE SAID, "I'M BEATING YOUR BRAINS OUT."

Submitter comment: INFORMANT THINKS THAT HE HEARD THIS AT THE UNIVERSITY
OF DETROIT.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Date learned: 04-08-1965