The James T. Callow Folklore Archive

COLLEGE STORY

A PROFESSOR OF ANATOMY WALKED INTO HIS LECTURE CLASS WITH
A BOTTLE IN HIS HAND, WHICH CONTAINED SOME SORT OF
SPECIMEN, WHICH WAS TO BE THE SUBJECT FOR THAT DAY'S
LECTURE. IN ONE HAND HE HELD THE BOTTLE, THE OTHER
HAND WAS IN HIS POCKET.
"CLASS," HE ANNOUNCED VERY SERIOUSLY, HOLDING THE BOTTLE
ALOFT, "IN MY HAND I HOLD THE SHRIVELLED UP PENIS OF
AN OLD DOG."
WHEREUPON A STUDENT IN THE REAR OF THE CLASS SHOUTED,
"YES, WE KNOW, BUT WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN THE BOTTLE?"

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Date learned: 00-00-1965