The James T. Callow Folklore Archive

THE ROAD SIDE RESTAURANT

A MAN, HIS WIFE AND CHILD GO INTO A ROAD SIDE RESTAURANT.
THE MAN ORDERS 2 HAMBURGERS AND A HOT DOG. THE WAITRESS
(AN UGLY OLD BITCH) PUTS TWO HAMBURGERS UNDER HER ARM
PITS. THE MAN SAID, "WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?"
SHE ANSWERED, "I'M WARMING THEM UP." HE SAID, "FORGET
ABOUT THE HOT DOG."

Submitter comment: INFORMANT HEARD THIS AT THE UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Date learned: 04-08-1965