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NEWLYWED STORY

A YOUNG COUPLE ABOUT TO GET MARRIED TOOK GREAT PRIDE
IN THEIR VIRGINITY. IN FACT BOTH TRIED TO OUTDO THE
OTHER. FINALLY, THE DAY OF THE WEDDING CAME, AND
WHILE THE GROOM WAS TAKING A SHOWER EARLY IN THE DAY,
HE SLIPPED AND STRANGELY ENOUGH HE BROKE HIS PENIS.
HE WAS RUSHED TO A DOCTOR WHERE HIS PENIS WAS PLACED
IN A SPLINT AND BANDAGED. HE MANAGED TO GET THROUGH
THE DAY AND EVENTUALLY THE COUPLE WERE UNDRESSING
IN THEIR HONEYMOON SUITE. THE GIRL PEALED OFF HER
BLOUSE AND BRA AND PROUDLY COMMENTED THAT HER
BREASTS HAVE NEVER BEEN TOUCHED BY ANYONE UNTIL NOW.
THAT'S HOW SPECIAL THEY WERE. WHEREUPON, THE GROOM
TOOK OFF HIS PANTS TO REVEAL THE PENIS ENCASED IN
THE SPLINT. PROUDLY, HE SAID, "THIS IS SO SPECIAL
IT ISN'T EVEN OUT OF THE CRATE YET."

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Married couple

Date learned: 12-31-1966

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