The James T. Callow Folklore Archive

THE NOVICE

A MAN, WHO KNEW LITTLE ABOUT SEX, GOT MARRIED AND HE
DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ON HIS WEDDING NIGHT. HE
BROUGHT HIS BEST MAN WITH HIM TO HELP. HE TOLD HIM TO
HIDE IN THE CLOSET TO HELP HIM, IF HE NEEDED IT. SO
WHEN THEY GOT INTO THEIR HOTEL ROOM (THE BEST MAN IN
THE CLOSET) THE WIFE WENT TO THE JOHN TO TAKE A CRAP.
SHE DIDN'T WANT HER HUSBAND TO HEAR THE PLOP, SO SHE
PUT IT INTO A SHOE BOX. SHE CAME OUT AND PUT THE
BOX ON THE SIDE OF THE BED AND THEN CLIMBED IN. A FEW
MINUTES LATER, HER HUSBAND WAS JUST ABOUT TO CLIMB IN
WHEN HE STEPPED ON THE SHOE BOX. HE YELLED OUT,
"THIS BOX IS FULL OF SHIT." "TURN HER OVER," SAID
HIS BEST MAN.

Submitter comment: I DO NOT KNOW WHERE NOR WHEN I HEARD THIS.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Date learned: 04-16-1965