The James T. Callow Folklore Archive

A TALE ABOUT A WOMAN

"DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE WOMAN WHO MARRIED FOUR TIMES?
HER FIRST HUSBAND WAS A MILLIONAIRE; HER SECOND WAS
A FAMOUS ACTOR; HER THIRD WAS A WELL-KNOWN MINISTER.
AND HER LAST WAS AN UNDERTAKER."
"I SEE. ONE FOR THE MONEY, TWO FOR THE SHOW, THREE
TO GET READY, AND FOUR TO GO."

Where learned: NOT GIVEN

Date learned: 07-00-1964