The James T. Callow Folklore Archive
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POLISH JOKE
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WHY DOES IT TAKE TEN POLACKS TO HANG A PICTURE? ONE TO HOLD
THE NAIL AND NINE TO PUSH THE WALL.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD
Date learned: 02-00-1980
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POLISH JOKE
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HOW MANY POLACKS DOES IT TAKE TO MAKE POPCORN? TWENTY, ONE
TO HOLD THE PAN AND NINETEEN TO SHAKE THE STOVE.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD
Date learned: 02-00-1980
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POLISH JOKE
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WHY DOES IT TAKE FIVE POLACKS TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?
ONE TO HOLD THE LIGHT AND FOUR TO TURN THE LADDER.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD
Date learned: 02-00-1980
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POLISH JOKE
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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE POLACK WHO WAS TWO HOURS LATE BECAUSE
THE ESCALATOR GOT STUCK?
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD
Date learned: 02-00-1980
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POLISH JOKE
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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE POLACK WHO SAW A MOVIE, THEN WAITED FOUR
HOURS BY THE SIDE DOOR FOR THE STAR TO COME OUT?
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD
Date learned: 02-00-1980
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POLISH JOKE
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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE POLACK WHO ASKED TO BE BURIED AT SEA?
HIS SON DROWNED TRYING TO DIG HIS GRAVE.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD
Date learned: 02-00-1980
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POLISH JOKE
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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE POLACK WHO WENT DOWN TO CITY HALL FOR
HIS DRIVER'S LICENSE? IT WAS SO CROWDED HE GOT IN THE WRONG
LINE. NOW HE IS THE ONLY GUY IN THE WORLD MARRIED TO A SUBARU.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD
James Callow Keyword(s):
SUBARU IS AN AUTOMOBILE, MADE IN JAPAN
Date learned: 02-00-1980
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POLISH JOKE
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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE POLISH WOLF THAT CHEWED OFF THREE LEGS AND
WAS STILL CAUGHT IN THE TRAP?
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD
Date learned: 02-00-1980
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POLISH JOKE
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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE POLISH ACCOUNTANT WHO ABSCONDED WITH THE
ACCOUNTS PAYABLE?
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD
James Callow Keyword(s):
THEFT
Date learned: 02-00-1980
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POLISH JOKE
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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE POLACK WHO STEPPED IN A PILE OF COW
DUNG AND STARTED CRYING? HE THOUGHT HE WAS MELTING.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD
Date learned: 02-00-1980
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POLISH JOKE
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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE POLISH AIRPLANE THAT CRASHED? IT RAN OUT
OF COAL.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD
Date learned: 02-00-1980
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POLISH JOKE
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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE POLACK WHO KEPT LAUGHING WHEN THEY PUT
HIM IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR? HE SAID, "THE JOKE'S ON YOU. YOU'VE
GOT THE WRONG GUY."
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD
James Callow Keyword(s):
ELECTROCUTION
Date learned: 02-00-1980
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POLISH JOKE
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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE POLISH ATHLETE WHO WON A GOLD MEDAL AT THE
OLYMPICS SO HE WENT OUT AND HAD IT BRONZED?
James Callow comment:
IN EARLY 1980 THE PRICE OF GOLD WAS SKYROCKETING, REACHING ALL-TIME
HIGHS.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD
James Callow Keyword(s):
IT'S ALSO FALLEN, IN AN UNSTABLE MARKET.
Date learned: 02-00-1980
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POLISH JOKE
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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE POLACK WHO WAS ASKED IF HE WOULD LIKE
TO BECOME A JEHOVAH'S WITNESS? HE SAID HE COULDN'T BECAUSE HE
DIDN'T SEE THE ACCIDENT.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD
James Callow Keyword(s):
RELIGION
Date learned: 02-00-1980
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POLISH JOKE
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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE POLISH WOMAN WHO DAD A HYSTERECTOMY SO
SHE WOULD STOP HAVING GRANDCHILDREN?
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD
Date learned: 02-00-1980
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POLISH JOKE
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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE POLACK WHOSE WIFE HAD TRIPLETS SO HE WENT
OUT LOOKING FOR THE OTHER TWO GUYS?
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD
James Callow Keyword(s):
CONCEPTION
Date learned: 02-00-1980
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POLISH JOKE
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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE POLISH SURGEON WHO WAS FINALLY FIRED FROM
THE HOSPITAL? IT WASN'T SO MUCH ALL THE PATIENTS HE LOST, IT
WAS THOSE DEEP GASHES HE MADE IN THE OPERATING TABLE.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD
Date learned: 02-00-1980
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CHALDEAN COURTSHIP CUSTOM
IF A CHALDEAN IS NOT MARRIED AND IS JUST GOING OUT WITH A PERSON OF
THE OPPOSITE SEX AND UP UNTIL THEY ARE MARRIED A AN EXTRA PERSON
MUST BE WITH THEM ON ANY KIND OF DATE.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD
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CHALDEAN PREDICTION
WHENEVER YOUR FORTUNE IS TOLD A PIECE OF CHOCOLATE CANDY IS GIVEN
TO YOU. YOU THEN DRINK A CUP OF THICK CREAMY COFFEE. AFTERWARDS,
TURN IT UPSIDE DOWN ONTO THE SAUCER AND LET IT SET FOR A MINUTE.
THEN THE FORTUNE TELLER READS YOUR FORTUNE FROM THE DIFFERENT LINES
THE LEFT OVER COFFEE DRIPPINGS MADE.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD
Date learned: CA0001978
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