The James T. Callow Folklore Archive

POLISH AMERICAN JOKE

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WHAT DO THE NUMBERS 1776 AND 1492 HAVE IN COMMON?
THEY ARE THE ADJOINING ROOMS AT THE WARSAW HILTON.
BUT WHO OWNS THE HOTEL?
THE AMERICANS.

Where learned: THROUGH LETTERS ; TELEPHONE CONVERSATIONS

Date learned: 11-00-1977

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POLISH JOKE

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WHY DOES A POLACK EAT BEANS FOR DINNER ON SATURDAY NIGHT?
SO HE CAN TAKE A BUBBLE BATH SUNDAY MORNING.

Submitter comment:

FLATULENCE

Where learned: THROUGH LETTERS ; TELEPHONE CONVERSATIONS

Date learned: 11-00-1977

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POLISH JOKE

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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE POLISH AIRPLANE THAT CRASHED?
IT RAN OUT OF COAL.

Where learned: THROUGH LETTERS ; TELEPHONE CONVERSATIONS

Date learned: 11-00-1977

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POLISH JOKE

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TO MAKE A POLISH COCKTAIL YOU DROP A MUSHROOM INTO A GLASS OF BEER.

Where learned: THROUGH LETTERS ; TELEPHONE CONVERSATIONS

Date learned: 11-00-1977

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POLISH JOKE

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WE ALL KNOW WHO DISCOVERED AMERICA, BUT WHO DISCOVERED POLAND?
THE ROTO ROOTER MAN.

Where learned: THROUGH LETTERS ; TELEPHONE CONVERSATIONS

Date learned: 11-00-1977

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POLISH JOKE

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HOW DO POLISH DOGS GET SNUBBED NOSES?
FROM CHASING PARKED CARS.

Where learned: THROUGH LETTERS ; TELEPHONE CONVERSATIONS

Date learned: 11-00-1977

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POLISH JOKE

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WHAT IS THE TOUGHEST JOB IN HAMTRAMCK, MICHIGAN?
RIDING SHOTGUN ON THE GARBAGE TRUCKS.

Where learned: THROUGH LETTERS ; TELEPHONE CONVERSATIONS

Date learned: 11-00-1977

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POLISH JOKE

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THEY PUT AN INDIAN ON A NICKEL. NOW THEY ARE GOING TO PUT A
POLACK ON A SLUG.

Submitter comment:

COIN

Where learned: THROUGH LETTERS ; TELEPHONE CONVERSATIONS

Date learned: 11-00-1977

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POLISH JOKE

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DID HOU HEAR ABOUT THE POLACK WHO WENT TO A CARNIVAL AND SAW A
MAN HAVING AN EPILEPTIC FIT AND JUMPED ON HIM?
HE THOUGHT IT WAS A NEW RIDE.

Where learned: THROUGH LETTERS ; TELEPHONE CONVERSATIONS

Date learned: 00-00-1976

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POLISH JOKE

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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE POLISH SURGEON WHO WAS FINALLY DISCHARGED
FROM THE HOSPITAL?
IT WAS NOT SO MUCH ALL THE PATIENTS HE LOST. IT WAS THOSE DEEP
GASHES HE MADE IN THE OPERATING TABLE.

Where learned: THROUGH LETTERS ; TELEPHONE CONVERSATIONS

Date learned: 09-00-1977

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