The James T. Callow Folklore Archive

(sung to the tune "Colonel Bogey March" theme from
the movie "Bridge on the River Kwaii")

Comet, it makes your teeth turn green.
Comet, it tastes like gasoline.
Comet, it makes you vomit.
So drink some Comet, and vomit, today!

Submitter comment: Matthew only recently learned this song, and thought is
was new. When he tried to teach it to his older cousin,
Joshua, who lives in the Chicago area, Josh had already heard
of it.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; ALLEN PARK

Keyword(s): Parody, commercial, humor

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