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Retort
Question: How are you?
Retort: Still Alive.
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I've heard it used around UofD.
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Keyword(s): Alive ; COMEBACK ; INSULT ; Response ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Wisecrack
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Retort
"Doubting Thomas"
When someone tells you something which is hard to believe, a common reply is:
"I'm from Missouri - seeing is believing."
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Original BN [C870.570] crossed out. Replaced with current classification.
Where learned: ILLINOIS ; CHICAGO
Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; INSULT ; Missouri ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Wisecrack
| Subject headings: | SPEECH -- Formula |
Retort
Political Speech:
"I'm from Missouri; You've got to show me."
...Missouri Congressman.
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Denotes - One not easily Deceived.
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Original BN [S554] crossed out. Replaced wtih current classification.
The question [Not a retort??] is written across the top of the card.
Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; HUMOR ; Missouri ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Wisecrack
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Retort
To answer a "smart" question or statement:
At least I was born, not hatched.
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Keyword(s): BIRTH ; Born ; COMEBACK ; Egg ; Hatched ; INSULT ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Wisecrack
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Retort
Constantinople:
Constantinople is a very long word, and I bet you can't spell it.
Retort: I. T.
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Informant heard it in 3rd or 4th grade.
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Original BN [W400] crossed out. Replaced wtih current classification.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; RICHMOND
Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; Constantinople ; INSULT ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Spell ; SPELLING ; Wisecrack
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Retort
When someone called me a name when I was younger, I used to answer them with: "Don't call me your middle name."
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This is something all the kids (on my block) used to say.
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Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; INSULT ; NAME ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Wisecrack
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Retort
Daily Life Custom:
When a person sneezes, it is customary to say "Gesundheit!"
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Original BN [F530] crossed out. Replaced with current classification.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SAINT CLAIR SHORES
Keyword(s): BLESSING ; COMEBACK ; RETORT ; SNEEZE ; Wisecrack
| Subject headings: | SPEECH -- Formula |
Retort
When someone says "Well!" answer him by saying "That's a mighty deep subject for such a shallow mind."
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Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; Deep ; INSULT ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Well ; Wisecrack
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Retort
"A man running by for his life would never notice it."
Submitter comment:
Granny Clisdale used to admonish someone worrying over inicental details with this retort.
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Where learned: MICHIGAN ; ROYAL OAK
Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; DEATH ; incidental ; INSULT ; LIFE ; Notice ; RETORT ; RUNNING ; SARCASM ; Wisecrack
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Retort
Q: So what?
Retort: Buttons on eggs, zippers on bananas.
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Keyword(s): Bananas ; BUTTONS ; COMEBACK ; Eggs ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Sew ; SEWING ; Wisecrack ; Zippers
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Retort
You make a better door than you do a window.
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[When said? When someone gets in the way?]
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; GRAND RAPIDS
Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; Door ; INSULT ; Obstruction ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; View ; Window ; Wisecrack
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Retort
If y ou aren't sure what is going on, or you don't know the answer to a question, a common answer is "I'm out to lunch!"
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The original title [Formula] has been crossed out. Replaced with current Title.
Keyword(s): AWAY ; COMEBACK ; INSULT ; Lunch ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Wisecrack
| Subject headings: | SPEECH -- Formula |
Retort
Question: How old are you?
Retort: Old enough to know better.
OR
That's for me to know and you to find out.
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Keyword(s): AGE ; COMEBACK ; INSULT ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Wisecrack
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Retort
I've changed my mind.
Retort: "Good. Does it work better now?"
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Retort?
Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; INSULT ; Mind ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Wisecrack
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Retort
I'm having trouble with my breathing.
Retort: I can give you something to stop that.
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Keyword(s): Breathing ; COMEBACK ; INSULT ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Wisecrack
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Retort
Unwanted Singer:
If someone is singing (person B) and someone else (person A) wants to shut him up or put him down:
A) What did you do with the money?
B) What money?
A) The money your mother gave you to take music lessons!
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Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; INSULT ; Lessons ; MONEY ; MUSIC ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; SINGING ; Wisecrack
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Retort
Put an egg in your shoe and beat it!
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Spoken after a twenty minute argument with his cousin.
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James Callow comment:
Original BN [C730.329] crossed out. Replaced with current classification.
Where learned: BOSTON ; Massachusetts
Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; INSULT ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Wisecrack
| Subject headings: | SPEECH -- Formula |
Retort
Sneezing:
If you don't say "God Bless You" everytime someone sneezes, they can have bad luck becasue some of their good fortune escaped when they sneezed.
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Original BN [B477] crossed out. Replaced wtih current classification.
[Something DONE, not said or written]
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
Keyword(s): Bless ; COMEBACK ; CUSTOM ; God ; Response ; RETORT ; SNEEZE ; Wisecrack
| Subject headings: | SPEECH -- Formula |
Retort
Q: You got a Match?
R: Not since Superman Died.
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Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; RETORT ; Wisecrack
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Retort
I don't know where Mom is, but we've got Pop on ice!
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My father used to say this to me when I was small and would ask him where my mother was!
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James Callow comment:
Original BN [C532] crossed out. Replaced with current classification.
Where learned: HOME
Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; Ice ; INSULT ; Mom ; POP ; PUN ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; SLANG ; Wisecrack
| Subject headings: | SPEECH -- Formula |