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TEN ACRES OF SAND AND A RED-HEADED WIFE
IS UAUALLY {SIC} THE END OF A PINHEAD'S LIFE.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; FERNDALE

Keyword(s): THINKS, PINHEAD MEANS DULL-WITTED.} ; {MEANING? COLLECTOR DOESN'T KNOW. PROBABLY, SHE

Subject headings: Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Proverb Proverb

Date learned: 09-20-1967

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WEATHER RHYMES

THUNDER IN THE MORNING, ALL THE DAY STORMING;
THUNDER AT NIGHT IS THE SAILOR'S DELIGHT.

Where learned: HOME

Keyword(s): {METEOROGICALLY INCORRECT}

Subject headings: Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Proverb Proverb

Date learned: 09-07-1969

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TIE THE DONKEY WHERE HIS MASTER SAYS.
OCBOT IL HANAE FEIN IGHEIDLU SIDU {MALTESE}

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT ; TOLD AT INFORMANTS HOME

Keyword(s): {MEANING? YOU SHOULD OBEY AUTHORITY, SAYS COLLECTOR}

Subject headings: PROVERB -- Proverbial Apothegm Maxim

Date learned: 03-08-1970

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TIME IS AN HERB THAT CURES ALL DISEASES.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): MEDICINE

Subject headings: PROVERB -- Proverbial Metaphor

Date learned: 10-01-1967

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TOMMY, FREEDOM IS IN YOUR HOME.

Submitter comment: POLISH: WOLNOSC TOMKU
W SWOJEM DOMKU.
THE NAME TOMMY IS USED IN THIS PROVERB BECAUSE IT RHYMES
WITH HOME. TOMMY REPRESENTS ANYONE.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): POLISH EQUIVALENT OF "A MAN'S HOME IS HIS CASTLE." ; THIS IS SIMILAR TO THE PREVIOUS PROVERB, WHICH IS THE

Subject headings: Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Proverb Proverb

Date learned: 02-07-1971

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TOMORROW I'LL REFORM THE FOOL DOES SAY
TODAY'S TOO LATE. THE WISE DID YESTERDAY.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): TIME

Subject headings: Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Proverb Proverb

Date learned: 00-00-1965

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TOMORROW

TOMORROW NEVER COMES

Submitter comment: THERE IS A SAYING THAT..........

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): TIME

Subject headings: SPEECH -- Group of Vowels and Consonants, and of Words
PROVERB -- Proverbial Apothegm Maxim

Date learned: 11-14-1968

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TOMORROW

TOMORROW NEVER COMES

Submitter comment: THERE IS A SAYING THAT..........

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): TIME

Subject headings: SPEECH -- Group of Vowels and Consonants, and of Words
PROVERB -- Proverbial Apothegm Maxim

Date learned: 11-14-1968

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"TOMORROW, TOMORROW, BUT NOT TODAY," EVERY LAZY MAN
WILL SAY.

Where learned: HUNGARY

Keyword(s): TIME PROCRASTINATION

Subject headings: Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Proverb C880.400

Date learned: 00-00-1910

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PROVERBIAL METAPHOR

VICE KNOWS SHE IS UGLY, SO SHE PUTS ON HER MASK.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): SIN DECEIT COSTUME

Subject headings: PROVERB -- Proverbial Metaphor

Date learned: 11-16-1967

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TOM SWIFTIE

"WHAT IS THE RED LIGHT FOR?" SHE ASKED HORRORIFYINGLY.

Where learned: QUESTIONNAIRE

Keyword(s): {THIS APPEARS TO ME NOT TO MAKE SENSE. }

Subject headings: PROVERB -- Wellerism Quotation

Date learned: 03-26-1971

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WHAT THE FARMER DOESN'T KNOW HE WON'T EAT.

Submitter comment: GERMAN: WAS DER BAUER NICHT KENNT DAS FRIST ER NICHT.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): "FRIST" HERE IS FROM THE VERB "FRESSEN," WHICH MEANS "TO ; EAT LIKE AN ANIMAL."

Subject headings: PROVERB -- Proverbial Apothegm Maxim

Date learned: 03-08-1970

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BACKGROUND: A FIRM IN GERMANY ORDERED COFFEE FROM A FIRM IN
THE UNITED STATES. WHILE THE COFFEE WAS ENROUTE, A COUPLE OF BAGS
BROKE OPEN AND RATS NESTED IN THE COFFEE. THE GERMAN FIRM SENT
THE FOLLOWING LETTER CONCERNING THE CONDITION OF THE COFFEE --

135 WILHELMSTRASSE
HAMBERG, GERMANY

SCHENTELMENS:

DER LAST 2 PECKETECHES VE GOT FROM YOU OFF KOFFEE WAS MIT
RATTSCHIDT GEMIXT. DER KOFFEE MAY BE GUTE ENUF, BUT DER
RATTSDURDS SCHBOILS DER TRADE. VE DID NOT SEE DER RATTSCHIDT IN
DER SEMBLES VICH YOU SENT US FOR EXAMINASHUN.

IT TAKES SO MUTCH TIME TO PEK DER RATTSDURDS FROM DER KOFFEE.
VE ORDER DER KLEEN KOFFEE AND YOU SCHIPT SCHIDT MIXT MIT DER
KOFFEE. IT VUS A MISCHTAKE, YA? VE LIKE YOU TO SCHIPP US
DER KOFFEE IN VUN ZAK UND DER RATTSCHIDT IN DER ODER ZAK, DEN
VE MIXT IT TO SUIT DER KOSTOMER.

WRITE PLEASE IF VE SCHOULDT SCHIPP DER SCHIDT BEK UND KEEP DER
KOFFEE ODER IF VE SCHOULDT KEEP DER SCHIDT UND SCHIPP DER
KOFFEE BEK, OR SCHIPP DER HOLD SCHIDDEN VORK BEK.

VE VENT TO DO RITE IN DIS MADDER, BUT VE DON'T LIKE DISS
RATTSCHIDT BIZZINESS.

MIT MUTCH RESPECTS,

KARL GRUMMENSCHIDT

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

James Callow Keyword(s): GERMAN DIALECT ; HUMOR -- LINGUISTIC ; PACKAGES RAT SHIT RAT TURDS SACK CUSTOMER SHIP LETTER

Subject headings: SPEECH -- Phonology Phonetics

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THE WELL RETORT

SOME PERSONS WHEN THEY THINK SAY "WELL...." A RETORT IS TO SAY
"THAT'S A DEEP SUBJECT" MEANING THAT THE SUBJECT-WELL- IS
DEEP.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; PLYMOUTH

Keyword(s): COMEBACK

Subject headings: SPEECH -- Formula

Date learned: 04-00-1971

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THAT'S THE WAY THE COOKIE CRUMBLES.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): COMEBACK

Subject headings: SPEECH -- Formula

Date learned: 03-00-1971

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YOU NEED THAT LIKE A HOG NEEDS SIDE POCKETS.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): COMEBACK

Subject headings: SPEECH -- Formula

Date learned: 03-00-1971

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YOU MAKE A BETTER DOOR THAN WINDOW.

Submitter comment: THIS IS SAID WHEN SOMEONE IS BLOCKING YOUR WAY ESPECIALLY IN
FRONT OF THE T.V. SET.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): COMEBACK

Subject headings: SPEECH -- Formula

Date learned: 03-00-1971

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ACT YOUR AGE NOT YOUR SHOE SIZE.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; FARMINGTON

Keyword(s): COMEBACK

Subject headings: SPEECH -- Formula

Date learned: 03-00-1971

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YOUR MOTHER WEARS ARMY BOOTS AND YOUR FATHER'S MUSTACHE.

Submitter comment: INFORMANT HAS USED THIS MANY TIMES TO INSULT SOMEONE, BUT CANNOT
REMEMBER WHERE HE HEARD IT AS A CHILD.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): COMEBACK

Subject headings: SPEECH -- Formula

Date learned: 10-31-1971

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"YOU'RE BUILT WRONG; YOUR NOSE RUNS AND YOUR FEET SMELL."
USED WHEN IN CONVERSATION WITH A PERSON WHO HAS A COLD. HIS
FEET RUN AND HIS NOSE SMELLS UNDER NORMAL CONDITIONS, BUT THIS
PHRASE IS USED FOR SOMEONE WHO HAS CONTRACTED THE COMMON COLD.

Submitter comment: INFORMANT USED THIS SAYING WHEN HE MET SOMEONE WITH A COLD. HE
REMEMBERS HIS GRANDFATHER USED IT JOKINGLY.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): COMEBACK

Subject headings: SPEECH -- Formula

Date learned: 11-03-1971

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