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WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A PREGNANT WOMAN AND A LIGHTBULB?
YOU CAN'T UNSCREW THE WOMAN

Where learned: UNKNOWN

Keyword(s): OBSCENE

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question
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Date learned: UNKNOWN

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WHY DIDN'T THE FORTUNE TELLER HAVE ANY KIDS?
HE HAD CRYSTAL BALLS

Where learned: UNKNOWN

Keyword(s): GONADS BODY PART ; OBSCENE

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question
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Date learned: UNKNOWN

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WHO WAS THE FIRST CARPENTER IN THE WORLD?
EVE- SHE MADE ADAM'S BANANA STAND.

Where learned: UNKNOWN

Keyword(s): ERECTION OF PENIS ; OBSCENE

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question
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Date learned: UNKNOWN

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WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A WOMAN IN CHURCH
AND A WOMAN IN THE BATHTUB?
A WOMAN IN CHURCH HAS HOPE IN HER SOUL.
A WOMAN IN THE BATHTUB HAS SOAP IN HER HOLE.

Where learned: UNKNOWN

Keyword(s): ANUS ; OBSCENE ; PUN ; SPOONERISM CONUNDRUM

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question
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Date learned: UNKNOWN

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WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A BLIND WHORE?
HAND IT TO HER.

Where learned: UNKNOWN

Keyword(s): OBSCENE

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question
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Date learned: UNKNOWN

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WHAT IS THE LARGEST ROOM IN THE WORLD?
ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT.

Where learned: UNKNOWN

Keyword(s): PUN

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: UNKNOWN

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WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SNAKE AND A GOOSE?
A GOOSE IS A GRASP IN THE ASS.
A SNAKE IS AN ASP IN THE GRASS.

Where learned: UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT

Keyword(s): ANIMALS BIRD REPTILE ; SPOONERISM

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

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WHAT DID ONE VOLCANO SAY TO ANOTHER VOLCANO?
LAVA, COME BACK.

Where learned: UNKNOWN

Keyword(s): PUN ON LOVER

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: UNKNOWN

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WHAT IS GRAY HAS FOUR LEGS AND A TRUNK?
A MOUSE ON VACATION.

Where learned: UNKNOWN

Keyword(s): ANIMAL ; ELEPHANT ; PUN

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: UNKNOWN

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WHAT HAS 1 HORN AND GIVES MILK?
A MILK TRUCK.

Where learned: UNKNOWN

Keyword(s): ANIMAL

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: UNKNOWN

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WHAT IS THE SMALLEST ROOM IN THE WORLD?
MUSHROOM

Where learned: UNKNOWN

Keyword(s): VEGETABLE

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: UNKNOWN

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WHAT IS THE SMARTEST DUCK IN SCHOOL?
WISE QUACKER

Where learned: UNKNOWN

Keyword(s): ANIMAL SOUND

Subject headings: SPEECH -- Onomatopoeia
RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: UNKNOWN

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JOKE

WHY WAS COLUMBUS NOTED FOR ECONOMY?
HE TRAVELED 30,000 MILES TO THE GALLON.

Submitter comment: FROM SCHOOL

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): GALLEON SHIP ; HISTORICAL

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 04-15-1967

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ELEPHANT JOKE

WHAT TIME IS IT WHEN AN ELEPHANT SITS ON YOUR FENCE?
TIME TO GET A NEW FENCE

Submitter comment: FROM SCHOOL

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 04-15-1967

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ELEPHANT JOKE

HOW DO YOU KNOW AN ELEPHANT IS IN THE JELLO?
YOU CAN SMELL THE PEANUTS

Submitter comment: FROM SCHOOL

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 04-15-1967

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ELEPHANT JOKE

WHAT IS 10FT TALL, HANGS FROM A TREE, IS VERY SLIMY, AND GREEN?
AN ELEPHANT SNOT.

Submitter comment: FROM HIS BROTHER, MIKE

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 04-15-1967

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BATMAN JOKE

WHY DID ROBIN RUN TO THE BATCAVE?
TO CHANGE HIS WONDERWEAR.

Submitter comment: FROM HIS BROTHER, JOE

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): FICTIONAL PERSON ; TELEVISION AND COMIC BOOK PERSONS

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 04-15-1967

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BATMAN JOKE

WHY DID BATMAN HAVE WORMS?
TO FEED ROBIN.

Submitter comment: BROTHER MIKE

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): BIRDS ; FICTIONAL PERSON ; TELEVISION AND COMIC BOOK PERSONS

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 04-15-1967

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BATMAN JOKE

WHY DID BATMAN GO TO THE BATCAVE?
TO GO TO THE BAT-ROOM.

Submitter comment: FROM HIS BROTHER, JOE

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): BATHROOM ; FICTIONAL PERSON ; TELEVISION AND COMIC BOOK PERSONS

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 04-15-1967

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KNOCK KNOCK JOKE

KNOCK KNOCK
WHO'S THERE?
TEX
TEX WHO?
TEX US TO PULL A GOOD ONE, DON'T IT?

Submitter comment: AT SOME PARTY

Where learned: UNKNOWN

Keyword(s): PLACE

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 11-03-1967

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